I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we're making bets on your personal life
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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