Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm always down for nudity.
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