Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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