NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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