i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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