I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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