The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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