found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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