If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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