sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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