I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
you never un-have a 4some
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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