honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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