When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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