Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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