4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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