i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I deserve this hangover.
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