I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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