love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
be right there i have to get my cape
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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