we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
