Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
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