Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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