Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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