I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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