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Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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