I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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