i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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