At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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