you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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