another moral hangover. fuck.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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