accomplished twins. life is a go
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
did you just send me my own nude
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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