I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i can't believe i had my finger in that
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
did i walk over a car last night?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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