we're blogging at a bar
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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