Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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