'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's never too late to be topless.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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