dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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