wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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