can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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