The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
smell my finger.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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