Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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