Whod you bang
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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