I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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