In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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