you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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