I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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