how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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