just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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