He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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