oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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