Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I cut my penus on the lid.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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