there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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