She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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