singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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