'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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