I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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