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• (212): View more from New York

  I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro

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  I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.

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  Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.

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  Bro? You just made it a target.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?

  (941): View more from Florida

  I was attacked by whores

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  You threw up on yourself again didn't you?

  (941): View more from Florida

  They were strong whores

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?

  (770): View more from Georgia

  This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Valid.

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