Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt

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(720): View more from Colorado

o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

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(313): View more from Michigan

Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight

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(253): View more from Washington

She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

low key just jizzed in a chinese food container

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(260): View more from Indiana

just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.

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(314): View more from Missouri

who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?

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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood

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(347): View more from New York

You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you

(718): View more from New York

yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.

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