i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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