It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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